What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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How do you say goodbye to German cheese?

Velveetazane

What does a German say when you finally explain a funny meme to him?

Danke

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Why did the lazy person buy a tall dog?

A: So that they didn't have to bend down to pet it.

What did the diabetic's girlfriend call him as pet name?

Sweet pee.

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How do footballers send messages?

By referee-mail.

Why did a footballer take a piece of rope onto the pitch ?

He was the skipper !