What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

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What are Germans most thankful for on the internet?

Danke Memes

What would Germans call a painfully offensive joke?

Ouchwitz &gtsay ouch when offended or in pain &gtWitz is the German word for joke &gtsounds like auschwitz

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Why do white people own so many pets?

Because we're not allowed to own people anymore.

Why is polar bear cheap to have as a pet ?

It lives on ice !

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What did the German Footballer name his pet?

Schweinsteiger.

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!