Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's black & white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator :)

Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Why don't girls have beards?

It's in their "jeans" ;)

Why are boys faster than girls?

Because they have ball bearings and a stick shift.

Game Jokes More Game Jokes

Why did the football team take the short bus to the game?

They needed more downs.

What game do monsters play with humans?

Squash.

Skeleton Burp Jokes More Skeleton Burp Jokes

Why did the skeleton burp?

Because he didn't have the guts to fart.

Why did the skeleton burp in the church ?

He didn't have the guts to fart

Date Jokes More Date Jokes

How do you ruin a date with Princess Leia?

By saying Alderaan things.

Where do lightning bolts go on dates?

To cloud 9

Waffle Jokes More Waffle Jokes

What did Carmen's mom say when Carmen dropped her waffle in the sandbox?

Where in the world is Carmen's sandy Eggo "

What city are you in when you drop your waffle on the beach?

NO MATTER WHERE YOU GO...there you are

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How do you call 4 blacks in a car falling off the cliff?

A waste. You could fit 1 more in the trunk.

Why was the nun named "NPN"?

She was a trans-sister! I'm so sorry for wasting your precious mouse clicks on that god-awful joke

Float Jokes More Float Jokes

What doesn't float to the top when it dies?

A day old reddit post.

What should you do if you see your TV floating?

Turn on the lights and shoot the black guy.