Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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Why did the investment bankers start dating?

Compound interest

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Why do sharks like stoners?

Because they're baked snacks.

Why do sharks like salt water?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

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Why did the farmer fire the DJ?

Because he kept on dropping beets.

What happens every year when the Time Square Ball drops?

Justin Bieber gets jealous.

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He farts.

Why do farts stink?

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Don't worry, they'll tell you.

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