Burp Jokes

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Why fart and waste it?

When you can burp and taste it.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

Who burped at the big bad wolf?

A: Little Rude Riding Hood!

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

What did the footballer say when he accidentally burped during a game?

Sorry it was a freak hic!

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It takes guts.

Why didn't the T-rex skeleton attack the museum visitors?

A: Because she had no guts!

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What did a lesbian frog tell another lesbian frog?

Damm, we do taste like chicken!

Why was the radioactive food going to taste bad?

The meal would fallout of flavor.

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What does a king do when he burps?

A: He issues a royal pardon.

What does a queen bee do when she burps ?

Issues a royal pardon !

Shark Jokes More Shark Jokes

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

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What did the plate say to the fork?

Don't worry, the dinner's on me.

Why did the fork go to the party?

It wanted to have a good tine.

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Why are informaticians always confusing the dates of christmas and halloween?

Because OCT 31 is the same as DEC 25.

What did the bear say to her date?

I'll be down in a minute I'm bearly dressed"

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A young feminist orphan Annie

Why is little Annie's shoe floating in the sea?

Because the shark burped.

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Pokemon Go players are only wasting their own time )

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.