What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

What do you get if you cross a shark with a snowman?

An empty playground

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What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.