What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Why are Sharks the only species that get their own week?

I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.

Why did the shark go to the doctors?

Because he didn't feel very whale

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What do you call a wrecked Irishman?

A mashed potato.

Why did the farmer use a steam roller?

He wanted to grow mashed potatoes.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.