What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight?

Because it was well armed.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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Why did the farmer run through his fields with a steamroller?

Because he wanted mashed potatoes!!!!

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

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What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard