What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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How can you tell if a shark has dandruff?

He left his head and shoulders on the beach.

What's the favourite flavour of sharks?

Shark-o-late!

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What's the difference between pea soup and mashed potatoes?

Anyone can mash potatoes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard

Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.