What's white, lumpy, and extremely dangerous?

Shark infested mashed potatoes.

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What kind of shark is always drunk?

A hammeredhead

How deep is the ocean?

A shark spooked him while he was surfing.

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How are mashed potatoes similar to an online college degree?

If it ends up on your wall, you're probably retarded.

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

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Why did Arnold show up at the rodent infested house?

Because he is an ex-Terminator.

Whats yellow and dangerous?

Shark infested custard