What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What is a German's favorite number?

6000000

How much does a German weigh?

Teutons.

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How do astronomers plan a party?

they planet.

What sort of dance do fish do at parties ?

The conga !

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What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

How do you know a blonde has been using the computer?

A. There is cheese in front of the mouse.

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What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud