What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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Why do Germans make such good cars?

To try and make up for the Holocaust.

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

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How does NASA plan a party..?

They planet.

Where do all the funny people hang out at a party?

In the punch line

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What do you call the god of cheese?

Cheesus

What did the tomato say to the cheese in court?

I rest my queso.

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Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"