What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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German Jokes More German Jokes

Why are the streets of Paris lined with trees?

The Germans like shade

What do a WW2 German Soldier and an Animal Doctor have in common?

They're both Veteran-Arians (wah wah)

Party Jokes More Party Jokes

What do you call a party of communists that haven't seen each other in years?

Soviet Reunion Terrible and painful, I know.

What do golfers do on nights out?

par**ty.

Cheese Jokes More Cheese Jokes

What's a basketball players favorite kind of cheese?

Swish cheese.

What kind of cheese do you use to entice a bear?

Camembert!

Sausage Jokes More Sausage Jokes

Why don't Germans tell jokes about sausage?

Because they are the wurst.

How does a psychiatrist like his sausages?

Freud