What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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What do you call a castrated German?

A Munich

What do you call an ill-tempered German?

A sour kraut.

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What did the facial hair say when it had to leave the party?

Sorry guys, moustache!"

Why do rpg characters like potions so much?

Because they're always the life of the party!

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Why did the cheese get sent to the asylum?

Coz 'e-mmental!

What's the most annoying thing about making cheese?

The curds get in the whey!

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What do you call a woman with egg and sausage on here face?

Cafe

What happened when the sausage came in first?

An announcer said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we have a wiener!"