What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

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How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

What's a German Ninja drink beer out of?

A clandestein.

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Why did the skeleton leave the party?

Because everyone was calling him a bone-head. (I was 6 when I came up with that).

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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What do you call an anorexic lady with a yeast infection?

A Quarter Ponder with Cheese.

What kind of cheese would you use to disguise a small horse?

Mascarpone

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What does a German call a party without Sausage and Cheese?

A Wurst-Kse Scenario

What came after the stone age and the bronze age?

Pupil: The sausage!