When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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Why don't cows drink milk?

because they lactose I don't know why I found this so funny! ready for the down vote to begin 3

What kind of wine do bears drink?

Maulbec

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What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

What happens when you take a joke too far?

The 45th President of the United States of America.

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What did the mama frog say to the baby frog when they left for a party?

You better amphi-BE-ON your best behavior."

When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

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Why did the Jonestown jokes never catch on?

The punchlines were too long.

What's the joke where the punchline is 'thats the punch-line' ?

This is no joke.

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What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name