Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

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Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What's another word for knowing that you're right?

Woman

What do you call a bolt that dresses like a woman?

A cross-threader

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What did the plant say to the runaway melons in love?

You cantelope!

Who Deserves Love"?

ME crying: Hahaha

Past Jokes More Past Jokes

What was the ancient language Link needed a book to translate in "A Link to the Past"?

Hyruleglyphics.

What does a cranky Japanese person suffer from?

PAST: Post Atomic Stress Disorder

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What's the difference between babies and love?

Love doesn't burn. What's worst part about making love to a dead baby. Digging up the coffin. How long does take to play hide and seek with a dead baby? It depends how small the pieces are.

What's the difference between an archeologist and an ex girlfriend?

The ancient stuff the archeologist digs up is useful.