What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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S Jokes More S Jokes

Whats the last thing Tickle Me Elmo receives before he leaves the factory?

Two test tickles.

Whats the difference between your girlfriend and a walrus?

One has a moustache and smells of fish and the other is a walrus.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What did one stoplight say to the other stoplight?

Don't look! I'm changing!

Where is the lost city of Atlantis?

Lantis. I can't believe nobody has thought to look there yet.

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How many men do you need to defend Paris?

I have no idea. Nobody ever tried.

What do you get when you cross-breed a shark and a cow?

I have no idea but I wouldn't try milking it.

Alien Jokes More Alien Jokes

What do you call an alien from Austria?

Austalian

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do crack addicts sing while caroling?

All I Want for Christmas is my two front teeth!

What's the difference between snow tires and slaves?

Slaves sing when chains are put on them. PS - im going to church today to beg for forgiveness

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

When dad Waits to see you on thanks giving Son:We just Ate Dad:OK so you can be here at 5?

Son:We'll see Son:how does the turkey smell Dad : I guess through its Beak

What do you call a squashed Italian?

A Nepalitano. Oh yeah - wait a sec - OK - for the low-info crowd here:

Nicki Minaj Jokes More Nicki Minaj Jokes

How much does Nicki Minaj sell security devices for?

Pound an alarm

What's the difference between George Washington and Nicki Minaj?

Nicki Minaj never owned slaves.(https://www.youtube.com/watch v=Gr1p4KtgOXc)

Wig Jokes More Wig Jokes

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !