Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name
A homeless epileptic.
A satisfactory.
Echo-location, location, location (Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)
Just look at that bird!
They're trying to destroy the evidence.
He tried to blow up a police car.
Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !
Take me to your liter!
A sound-proof cabin so I can sing every rap lyric regardless of the neighborhood I'm driving through.
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Zir holds it up to the socket and waits for the world to revolve around zirself.
Oh, wait. That's a hardware problem.
Hoe, hoe, hoe.
Grandma, hush, that's Nicki Minaj
Because he didn't want toupee.
Well, I went on a date. 45 minutes in I realized it was a turtle in a wig. "I'm sorry man" it's ok. still got laid.