What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton never lost a bag of coke out the window.

Whats's better than roses on your piano?

Tulips on your organ.

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Who's a good girl?

WHOSAGOODGIRRRRLLL Me: *looks around* *slowly raises hand*

What did Tarzan say when he saw a heard of elephants?

Oh look! A heard of elephants.

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What's it called when you try a different flavor of salsa?

A change of pace.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What do you say to an alien with two heads?

Hello. Hello.

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What Christmas Carol do they sing in North Korea?

We Three Kims

Why can't the insecure fish sing well?

He's never comfortable in his own scales.

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How do you find a British person in a crowd?

1. Shout 0800 00 2. Wait for them to shout 1066.

What is 10 years with me?

Wife:What is 10 years with me Husband:A second. Wife:What is $1000 for me Husband:A coin. Wife: Ok give me a coin. Husband:Wait a second

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What do Nicki Minaj and Santa have in common?

Hoe, hoe, hoe.

What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

Wig Jokes More Wig Jokes

Why did the old man buy his wig at the thrift store?

Because he didn't want toupee.

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !