What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

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Whats the difference between a woman and a floppy drive?

A Floppy Drive can only take 3.5" Inches.

Whats funky and fits in a cardboard box?

A homeless epileptic.

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What do you call a water fowl looking in a window?

Peking duck. (it came to mind over dinner... I thought I would share the pain with everyone)

Why do they say all minorities look the same?

Because once you've seen Juan, you've seen Jamaul.

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More storage space.

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He kept trying to tune her G string.

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What did the alien say to Franz Schubert?

Take me to your lieder!"

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.

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Because she was an operetta (operator).

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Noel-ephants Noel-ephants...

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Wait until he's finished.

What did one hat say to the other hat?

You wait here, I'm going to go on a head.

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What do Nicki Minaj and the Philadelphia police department have in common?

Reclaiming black bodies.

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Hoe, hoe, hoe.

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What is this alien looking thing in a wig trying to sing?

Oh wait thats Nicki Minaj. Why would an alien in a wig pick Nicki Minaj as a name

What kind of wig can hear ?

An earwig !