What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

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What did the alien say to the gas pump ?

Don't you know its rude to stick your finger in your ear when I'm talking to you !

What did the robot say to the gas pump?

Take your finger out of your ear and listen to me!" I saw this in a Highlights magazine when I was a kid.