What does a blonde put behind her ears to look attractive?

Her ankles.

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Why are blondes bad a judging distance?

They have no idea what 12 inches actually looks like. I for some reason could not find a way to phrase this any better. Credit to my coworker.

What's the difference between my erection and my motorcycle?

My wife actually looks forward to riding the motorcycle.

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Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What do Canadian women put behind their ears to attract men?

Their ankles!

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs