What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why did the chicken cross the stage?

To get to the other aside!

What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What kinda vegetables like to party?

Lettuce turnip da beet!

What is a Honeymoon salad?

Lettuce alone.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What's the worst part of being a cook in prison?

Having to toss everyone's salad