What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Which day do chickens fear most?

Fryday.

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

Why do you put a baby into a blender feet-first?

So you can see the look on its face. How do you get said baby out of the blender? Tortilla chips.

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

Why did the lettuce get arrested?

for disturbing the peas!

What did the fruit say to the vegetable before dinner?

Lettuce, pray.

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

Where's all the microscope oil and acetic acid?

Me: (with a mouthful of salad topped with vinaigrette) I dunno.

Why did the salad cross the road?

To get away from the PETA convention.