What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What do you call a chicken at the north pole?

Lost.

Why did the chicken say, "Meow, oink, bow-wow, moo?

He was studying foreign languages.

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What do you call a good looking girl in Wisconsin?

A Tourist!

Who would win in a fight...your mom or your dad?

From the looks of it, your dad won

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What is the most common disease for lettuce?

Icebergers

How do you win the vegetable race?

You need to get ahead of lettuce

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What does Popeye use to toss his salad?

Olive Oil.

What do you call a salad that's been cut with a knife?

Ceasar