What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

What are the first 3 words in every authentic Mexican recipe?

Steal a chicken

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How does the chef prepare the chicken?

The waiter replies, "He looks it straight in the eye and says, 'You're gonna die.'"

How do you tell the time in the US?

By looking at a bomb

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What do you call a Mexican crossed with an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can pick lettuce.

What do you get when you give a head of lettuce to an epileptic?

A seizure salad.

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What do you call a room full of comatose people?

A salad.

Why was the lettuce scared of the salad?

Cos.