What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

Where was the first chicken fried?

In Greece.

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

What does that cloud look like to you?

3-year-old: A cloud. Me: No, what do you imagine it could be 3-year-old: Rain.

What Did One Eye Say To Another Eye?

Don't Look Now But Something Between Us Smells

Lettuce Jokes More Lettuce Jokes

What did the veggies say, as they sat down for supper?

Lettuce, pray."

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred

Salad Jokes More Salad Jokes

When a waitress asks me if I want soup or salad, I always ask "who's in charge of tossing the salads here?

Then I frown & order the soup.

Why did the tomato blush?

It saw the salad dressing