What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

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Why did the chicken cross the 38th parallel?

Because North Korea's long range missiles can't reach that far

Why did the chicken walk into the bar?

To screw in the lightbulb.

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What do you call a field used to grow bows and arrows?

An archerd.

What do you call a fuzzy animal that grows on trees?

A root bear! (I came up with this joke a few minutes ago. I hope it's funny)

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What is your favorite dumb joke?

Mine would have to be Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not sally.

Why did Sarah fall out of the tree?

Because she had no arms. Knock-knock! "Who's there " Not Sarah.

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What type of dog did the tweaker have?

A pure bred meth lab.

What type of brain does a plant have?

A membrane