What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What's the difference between a 4 year old and a bag of cocaine?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window. Too soon

What is the difference between a Mercedes and a Lexus?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Lexus...

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What should you know before you teach your dog a new trick?

You should know more than your dog.

What do Jay Leno and Payton Manning have in common?

They both know when it's time to turn things over.

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What kind of money do snowmen use?

Iced lolly.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

What is the difference between a Gynecologist and a Urologist ?

The smell of their fingers.

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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Why did the masochist STOP hitting himself on the head with a hammer ?

Because it hurt.

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What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!