What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What's the difference between a horse and a 13 year old boy?

The horse knows when I'm grooming him.

What's the difference between Whitney Houston and Houston, TX?

Houston, TX will once again reach 98 degrees.

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How do you know if you're a bogan?

You let your 15 year old daughter smoke at the dinner table... in front of her kids.

What do you call the offspring of a black man and an octopus?

I don't know but it sure can pick a lot of cotton.

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Why do you like little kids...?

They have to use TWO hands.

Why the hell would I use turn signals?

I know where we're going.

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Why is something that keeps you from burning your fingers on a joint called a roach clip?

Because potholder was already taken

What happened to the little Dutch boy after he put his finger in the dyke?

she shattered his jaw!

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering?

The noise gave her a headache.

Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

Computer Keyboard Jokes More Computer Keyboard Jokes

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!