What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a USB and the USA?

One has standards.

What's the difference between a problem and a challenge?

A: A student repsonds, "3 boys + 1 girl = problem. 1 boy + 3 girls = challenge."

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know it's midnight at the Neverland Ranch?

The big hand's touching the little hand.

How do you know if you cat's got a bad cold ?

He has cat-arrh !

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do you say to the cashier when you're adamant about using an expired coupon?

dis counts!!

Why did the old man hate using the new chip cards?

He's trying to watch his sodium intake.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

Why your fingers have spaces in between?

nothing!why? would you like it to be very close to each other. You're not a duck!

What can a monster do that you can't do?

Count up to 25 on his fingers.

Hammer Jokes More Hammer Jokes

What did the tool box say to the hammer?

Toolsie!

Why did jesus take 3 days to resurrect?

He got hammered with his buddies.

Computer Keyboard Jokes More Computer Keyboard Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.