What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

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What's the difference between an elephant and a gooseberry ?

A gooseberry is green !

What's the difference between an Irish guy dying in a play, and you getting laid?

One's a tragic Mick...

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How do you know Putin's doing well this election?

He's taking over the Poles.

Why didn't the principal of the school for the blind allow his students to go duck-hunting?

He knew that some of them wouldn't miss the blind ...

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What do you call an outdated joke that, while sharp, has little potential for laughs?

I used to know, but then I took an arrow to the knee

How do you estimate your kids lifespan?

Hand them a mechanical pencil with the lead out and see how the use it. Child A: look mom I'm a doctor! - expect them to live to 80+ years. Child B: look mom I'm a heroin user! - expect them to live to about 27.

Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the five fingers say to the face?

SLAP!

What do you call it when you finger a pony?

Feeling a little horse.

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Why did the T-Rex get hammered at noon?

Because he's a Wino-saur!

Why can't blondes put in light bulbs?

A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Computer Keyboard Jokes More Computer Keyboard Jokes

What's the difference between your finger and a hammer?

I don't know! Well you're not using my computer keyboard then!

What is an astronaut's favorite key on a computer keyboard?

The space bar.