What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the tailor say when he pricked his finger?

A: Darn!

How do you celebrate July 4th in Canada?

Not by getting drunk and blowing off your fingers, because it's just a regular day fir you.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

What kind of writing makes the most money?

Ransom notes.

What is the most deadliest breakfast?

Ebola cereal. Note: Got it from my stepbrother who has his moments.

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you

What's smarter than a dog, but dumber than a cat?

Their owner.