What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

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Finger Jokes More Finger Jokes

What did the five fingers say to the phallus?

FAP!!!"

What did the finger say to the thumb?

A: I'm in glove with you.

Ring Jokes More Ring Jokes

What do hand grenades and wives have in common?

Remove the ring and your house is gone.

What rings twice and screams once?

Ray Charles answering the iron

Note Jokes More Note Jokes

Why do you need to take notes during jokes?

Joke was supposed to be this: Why do you need to take notes during church? because the peoples of noah's day, "took no note".

Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

Owner Jokes More Owner Jokes

Whats the difference between cats and dogs?

Dogs have owners, cats have staff.

How can you tell if a picture was taken with a GoPro?

because the owner will tell you