Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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How do Vampires buy pants if they can't look in a mirror?

Now, I tweet them

Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?

Because he wanted to... "Get along little doggy"

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Why don't Muslims support Harambe?

Because it would

How do Muslim women get wrinkles off their faces?

Fabric softener.

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Where do naughty rays of light go?

Prism (Note: I made this joke up. Sorry if this little note refracts from the humour.)

Why are you so happy?

Girl2: I was complimented on my driving today. Someone left a note on my windshield that said "Parking Fine"

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.