Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

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Where is the best place to buy computer software?

Washington C.D

When you wife asked you to buy her car, why did you buy her a diamond instead?

Because I couldn't find a fake car."

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How did a Chinese spy disguise himself as an Arab in America?

He became a Muslim.

How do you order food at a Muslim restaurant?

Allah carte.

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What has a ring but no fingers?

The former owner of a Note 7

Why are double amputees always wrong?

Because they don't have a leg to stand on. Note: I'm a right leg amputee and I made this up myself.

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Who would still buy a Note 7 after all the controversy?

A Muslim

How did the OBGYN win the election?

He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.