A Muslim
A Dell
Too Bad, I'm not telling you!
A: Mohammered.
Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.
Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel
In a skeptic tank. (Note: I just made up this joke earlier today. I'm not 100% sure the joke is obvious feel free to suggest a better wording!)
He was able to stirrup some controversy about his opponent with his effective smear campaign.