Why does toilet paper need a commercial?

Who is not buying this

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How many ants are needed to fill an apartment ?

Ten ants !

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

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Why doesn't the Kentucky Fried Chicken use toilet paper?

It's finger licking good.

What's the difference between sanctuary and prison?

Toilet paper.

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How can I trust you again?

H: She meant nothing to me! M: Not that. You bought lite sour cream!

How do meth users get the money to buy their drugs?

The toothfairy.

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Where were you?

Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota

Why are there commercials for milk?

Who still doesn't know about milk