Who is not buying this
Just one, she yells, "DAAAAADDY, I need a new house!"
A: Just one but you need 6000 Russian troops in case he goes on strike!
Bidet, mate.
Because it is Finger Lickin' Good.
He replies "Ask my wife. She'll tell you how you do it.
Because they're like Iraq.
Uh, with my.. gf " Gf Well, tell us about her! What's her name commercial on tv uh.. Lisa.. Brandnewtoyota