What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Where are you going to keep them ?

Stan: In the bathroom Fred: But what will you do when you want to take a bath Stan: Blindfold them !

Who gets the job of writing the fortunes in the cookies?

I want that job. I could really screw with some people.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Why don't chickens wear underwear?

Because their peckers are on their faces.

How does that make you feel?

ME: "Mphh mophh wampph." T: Again, this works better if you don't lie face down on the couch.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why were there no black people in the Flintstones?

Because they were still considered monkeys.

What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums