When the monkey wants its bum back? :D
They both want to crack open a cold one.
she said. I said, "Do you want me to round it to the nearest 10 " She raised her eyebrows and said, "OK..." I said, "Zero."
I wouldn't let a Garbonzo bean all over my face.
Racism has many faces.
A hot air baboon!
10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.
He wiped his bum.
Bidet, mate.