What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the groom want his bride to wear white?

He wanted his new dish washer to match his fridge.

What do history teachers make when they want to get together?

Dates!

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

Whats the difference between chinese people and racism?

Racism has many faces

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was actually Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam."

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do you open a banana safe?

With a monkey.

Whats the similarity between Monkey in the Middle and Football?

Both of the groups that are concered about the health of someone playing both begin with the letter P.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

How do you call a man with a rabbit up his bum?

A bad magician

What do you call Tums in suppository form?

Bums