What are you going to do for a face?

When the monkey wants its bum back? :D

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What do you call Protestants who want to save a dime?

Econoclasts.

Why did the man tear a page out of the calendar?

He wanted to take a month off.

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What did the midget get when he ran under the strippers legs?

A flap in the face.

What's the difference between garbanzo beans an chickpeas?

I don't have to play $50 for a garbanzo bean in my face.

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How long does it take a monkey to fly a plane from LA to New York?

About 6 hours.

Why don't monkeys gamble in the jungle?

There are too many cheetahs.

Bum Jokes More Bum Jokes

How does an Australian clean is bum?

Bidet, mate.

What did the man who invented the bum shaking machine realize when he turned it on?

It twerked.