What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

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Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What is the black kid getting for Christmas?

Your T.V.

How does NASA organize their Christmas party?

They planet

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

What's the difference between a church bell & a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

Why do cow wear bells?

Why do cow wear bells .......???? Because their don't work :D :P

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

Why does Beyonce sing "To the left, to the left?

Because black people have no rights

What do internet football fans sing?

E we go E we go E we go!

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

Why did the man marry a monkey?

Because he wanted a PRIME-MATE! sorry ...sorry twice if this is an old joke

What do monkeys sleep on?

Apricots. I used to love this joke when I was a little kid and told it over and over. I'm still a little in love with it for that reason. What are some of your favorite jokes from when you were a little kid?