What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

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What does an ear of corn hang on his fireplace during Christmas?

A stalk-ing! (A stocking!)

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

Bell Jokes More Bell Jokes

Why can't an elephant ride a bicycle?

Because he doesn't have a thumb to ring the bell.

What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

Sing Jokes More Sing Jokes

What do cows sing at their friends birthday parties?

Happy Birthday to MOO Happy Birthday to Moo

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Monkey Jokes More Monkey Jokes

How do you fix a monkey?

With a Monkey Wrench!

What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise