What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

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What did the blind, def and mute kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

How do you make a blonde laugh at Easter?

Tell her a joke at Christmas

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What's the difference between a church bell &amp a church?

A church bell peals from the steeple.

What happens when a Pokemon goes through puberty?

It's bells sprout.

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What do you call a fish that can't sing?

An out-of-tuna!

Why did Beyonc sing "to the left, to the left"?

Because black people don't have rights.

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What do you get when you mix a monkey and a midget?

Tom Cruise

What would u do if u won the lotto?

10yo: Buy legos & a bigger house for u. 11yo: I'd buy a monkey. Going to be extra nice to my 10yo.