What do monkeys sing at Christmas ?

Jungle Bells Jungle bells.. !

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Where does the pirate shop for his kid for Christmas?

Toys Arrrrrrrrrrr Us

What is Martin Luther King's least favorite Christmas song?

I'm dreamin' of a white Christmas

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What do you call a Scottish man with no arms and no legs?

a bell.

What did the bell say when it fell in the water?

I'm wringing wet.

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Why was the attorney kicked out of choir?

All she could sing was, "Law, law, law, law, law, law, law."

How many native Americans does it take to change a light bulb?

About seven. One to change the bulb, six to sing the song.

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What is the monkey that can't peel the banana?

Terrible at CC

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.