What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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What do you get when you throw a grenade into a kitchen in France?

Linoleum blown apart

What do you call someone who belongs in the kitchen?

A Chef of course...

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A BABOOM!

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Because they were still monkeys.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.