What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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Why wouldn't you teach a woman how to ski?

Because there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom..

What's the problem when your wife walks out of the kitchen?

The chain is too long.

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What did the monkeys say when they saw the Northern Lights?

Ooooooh, aaaaaah...

Why did the monkey cross the road?

To loot the pharmacy on the other side

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong."

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!