What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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Where do you want to go for our anniversary?

She said, "Somewhere I have never been!" I told her, "How about the kitchen "

Who's to blame?

The motorist. He really shouldn't be driving in the kitchen. (Edit: formatting)

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What did the monkey say when he put his tail on the railroad tracks?

It's won't be long now!

What did the Monkey say when his bath was too hot?

Ooh-Ooh-Aah- Aah

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.