What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

Why don't women need umbrellas?

Because it doesn't rain in the kitchen.

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What's the difference between a black person and a monkey?

Nothing

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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How can you mend King Kong's arm if he's twisted it?

With a monkey wrench.

What do you call a gorilla that got shot even though it didn't want to do anything wrong?

King Kong

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!