What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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Why did the pig walk into the kitchen?

Because he felt like bacon. :P

How many women does it take to play tennis?

You can't play tennis in the kitchen

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Why do elephants paint their testicles red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. Ever seen an elephant in a cherry tree? Shows you it works then. What's the loudest noise in the jungle? Monkeys picking cherries.

How do monkeys go down the stairs?

They slide down the banana-ster! :D

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What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Which is the favourite Gorilla proverb?

A fiend in need is a fiend indeed!