What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

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Why'd you name me Carson, dad?

You were born in a car. Now go fetch your sister, Hospitaldaughter. It's time for tablemeal.

What did the famous musician say the moment he was born?

I'LL BE BACH*

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What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril

Which is the month in which women talk the least?

February... because it has the least number of days

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What do you get if King Kong falls down a mine shaft?

A flat miner.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

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What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

What month was King Kong born in?

Ape-ril