What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why not man?

I really am a FunGi."

What do you call transgender superheroes?

X-Men.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why did Cinderella get kicked off the softball team?

Because she ran away from the ball!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What sign did the mother put up in her neighbourhood when she realized her child's IQ was below average?

SLOW CHILDREN PLAYING

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.

What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.