What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

What did the man say to his big breasted ex-wife?

Thanks for the mammaries.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why was the baseball player arrested?

He was involved in a hit-and-run.

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

How many controlled oposition does it take to change a light bulb?

None you know of. Since they signed a Non Disclosure Agreement to not talk about it.

Why did the cat give birth at the park?

Because the sign at the park said "Fine for Littering"

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What emotion does a tree feel every spring?

Relief