What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What are two reasons why men don't mind their own business?

1. No mind. 2. No business.

How many men does it take to change a light bulb?

Not all of them.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What has 2 legs but doesn't use them?

A man named Bob running down a train track (only Asians will understand)

What do you call a bull that runs into a threshing machine?

Hamburger!

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

Why do you when you sign to a Dating site ?

A: More bang for your buck !!!! (Wow, that was bad)

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

Why is 7 afraid of 8?

It's not, numbers don't have emotions.