What do men and mascara have in common?

They both run at the first sign of emotion.

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Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs, lying in a ditch?

Phil

Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying?

For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving...

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What do DNA and Diarrhea have in common?

They both run in your jeans (genes)

Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

Sign Jokes More Sign Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Why does that sign say Grand Canyon?

Are you sure this is the right way Lemming: Just trust me, ok

Emotion Jokes More Emotion Jokes

What do you call a gangster who is really in touch with his emotions?

An emo-g

What do you call emotions of a DNA?

Gene expressions