Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico do so badly in the Olympics ?

Because everyone who can run, jump or swim is in the US.

What is Mexico's National Sport?

Cross-Country

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Whats the difference between a woman and a dog?

Put them both in the trunk of your car, drive around the block, and see which ones happy to see you afterwards.

What's the difference between a lesbian and a Ritz cracker?

Ones a snack cracker and the others a crack snacker.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What Would Justin Bieber Do?

scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

What was Hamlet screaming when running around a circle ?

2(pi)r or not 2(pi)r....(snicker)

Swim Jokes More Swim Jokes

What do you call a child with no arms and no legs swimming in a pool?

Bob.

Why can't black people swim?

Because there is no water in Africa.

U. S. Jokes More U. S. Jokes

Which U.S. state abbreviation is the best?

I'm not sure, but Oklahoma's is OK.

Why did the U.S. invade Panama?

Just Cause

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why did the Ape jump off the building?

He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.