Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Why is school in Mexico a lot harder?

Because they have a lot of ese's

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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What do you call a 20 year old spaceship that whines all the time and never wants to run properly?

The Millenial Falcon.

Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

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How do you get a hippie to jump off a cliff?

Tell them it will "cleanse toxins."

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S