Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic swimming team?

Their best swimmers are all in American waters.

What do you call a sinking ship from BP's Mexico division?

A Pedro leak.

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What is the best thing to take when you're run over?

The number of the car that hit you.

What should a teacher take if he's run down?

The number of the car that hit him.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S