Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never win the Olympics?

Because anyone who can run, jump, or swim already left.

How do they play basketball in Mexico?

Juan on Juan

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can you run into the woods?

Halfway, any further and you're running out.

What did the Cherokee-Polish couple name their firstborn?

Running Stupid

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

How do you find out that a cricket hears with its legs?

First, you put the cricket on a box, tap the box, and you see that the cricket jumps away. Now, you cut his legs off, put him on a box, tap the box, and you'll see that the cricket does not jump away.

Why isn't the Mexican olympic team any good?

Anyone who can run jump or swim is already across the border.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.