Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.
ESPOL
Because it'll run faster.
One you're running on fumes, the other you're fuming with the runs.
He wanted to show the world the stuff he was made of!
Because he higher and higher. (I translated the joke from Dutch, and yeah it's supposed to not make any sense, it just sounds funny, in Dutch at least. :-$)
Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
