Why doesn't Mexico have its own Olympic team?

Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What is Mexico's favorite sport?

Cross-country

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's white and red, 3 inches long, and makes dudes scream and run away when you show it to them?

A positive pregnancy test.

How do you make a cat go "meow"?

Take it out of the freezer and run it through a bandsaw.

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

What do you call it when a rabbit tactfully jumps in front of a line?

A nice hare cut

What do you call a frog that jumps half the distance to its destination every time?

An asymptoad.

Olympic Team Jokes More Olympic Team Jokes

Why hasn't Mexico got an Olympic team?

Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S

Why doesn't Mexico have an Olympic team?

Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.