Because everybody who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S.
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Because the ones who can run, jump and swim are already in the U.S
Because all those who can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.
A Greek never pays his debts.
Me: Because I'm not paid to be your friend & you say kitchenette.
Atrophy.
The umpire called it: nine won one.
Because every one that can run, jump or swim has already crossed the border.
Now if a shark was seen walking off the coast that's different.
Because it was raining cats and dogs. :D
Dim Sum.
They're always rushin.
Mr. Do Ping
Because all the ones that can run, jump and swim are already in America.
Because everyone that can run, jump or swim is already here in the US.
Europeans don't want to die yet. Unlike Americans who don't wanna diet.
Lead injections.
Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.
I hear their bowling alleys are pretty nice.