Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico ever win any medals in the Olympics?

Because everyone who can run, jump, or swim has already crossed the border.

Why does Mexico rarely wins medals at the olympic games?

All the ones who can run/swim/jump already made it to America.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

How far can a rabbit run into the woods?

Halfway. After that she's running out of the woods.

Why would a Catholic priest start practicing at a prison?

He ran out of little boys

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

Why did the Chihuahua laugh?

The cow jumped over the moon.

Why could Darren jump higher than Zeus?

because he was mortall.

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat