Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

Why does Mexico never do well in the Olympics?

Anyone who can run, jump or swim is already over the border

What do you get when you mix Mexico with literature?

Tequila Mockingbird

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What does a South Carolina cop do when a panda runs away from him?

Shoots him 8 times in the black.

Why did the mother bear ask the baby bear to wear shoes before he ran through the forest?

Because he was barefooted!!!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Why does the Clyde run through Glasgow?

Because if it walked, it'd get jumped!

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat