Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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Mexico Jokes More Mexico Jokes

What did the Mexico team travel back home with?

Luggage full of goals.

Why did Mexico reduce the number of days an American tourist can stay in their country from 180 days to 90 days ?

Because after 90 days in Mexico, even they try to enter the US illegally.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

How to get a job without experience ?

Just run for office!

Jump Jokes More Jump Jokes

When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake?

Nobody. The pigs all jump in.

Who's there ! Candy ! Candy who ?

Candy cow jump over the moon !

Summer Olympics Jokes More Summer Olympics Jokes

What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.