Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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Why doesn't Mexico send a team to the Summer Olympics?

Because all the one that can run, jump, or swim are already in the US.

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.