Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.

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What's the most popular sport in Mexico?

Cross-country.

Why was Mexico willing to pay to build the wall between the US and Mexico?

So the can finally have a good Olympic team.

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What do you get when you mix free running with golf?

Parfour Sorry

Why did Hellen Keller's dog run away?

You would run away too if your name was MUWWAAAUY

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What would happen if all Chinese people jumped off a chair, all at the same time?

I don't know either, but you would need a reeeally big chair!

How do you get half of Mexico to jump off a cliff?

Throw a penny off. How do you get the other half to jump too? ... Tell them no one found it yet.

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What did the Russian athlete say when he was stung by a mosquito during the Summer Olympics in Rio de Janeiro?

zika blyat

Why isn't Mexico in the Summer Olympics?

Everyone who can run, jump, and swim are already over here.