What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

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Why wouldn't the man dance?

His pants had no ballroom.

What did the pirate say with a steering wheel down his pants?

YARRR, IT'S DRIVIN' ME NUTS!!!"

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What did Daredevil say after begrudgingly agreeing with The Punisher's brutally honest opinion that he's just a half-measure?

You're such a Frank Castle."

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

Why don't catholic priest believe in condoms?

Because little boys can't get pregnant.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny