What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

Where did Michael Jackson go to college?

BringemYoung University

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What's the difference between Cottage Cheese and Cream Cheese?

I didn't cottage in my pants

What is the worst type of sand to have in your pants?

Sandusky

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Whats the difference between a White lie and a Black lie?

Half to none of the time.

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

How many Catholic priests does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, because little boys don't fit in a lightbulb.

J.C. Penny Jokes More J.C. Penny Jokes

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.