What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

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Why, Bro?

B1: Men with no pants... Fighting for a belt... WTF

Why did the python return his pants?

They were too constricting.

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

Why do Spanish men get half price movie tickets?

They take the senor discount.

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Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What did the little boy with no hands get for Christmas?

Gloves. Just kidding, he hasn't opened them yet.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny