What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Gary Glitter?

10 "number 1's" and a not guilty verdict

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies?

Disney movies can still touch children.

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How is the iPhone 6 like /r/gonewild?

They both give you tightness in the pants. I'll see myself out...

What's 6" long, bent to the left, and in the front of my pants??

My iPhone 6.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What has 50 legs but cant walk ?

Half a centipede !

Whats an Italians favourite part of football?

Half time, they get to switch sides again

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

J.C. Penny Jokes More J.C. Penny Jokes

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.