What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Disney Movies ?

Disney Movies still touch kids

What's the similarities between Michael Jackson and the colour changing dress?

They both started out black and blue then became white and golden

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What kind of pants does Super Mario wear?

Denim denim denim

Why did the twins have twice as many shirts as pants?

Because they shared genes!

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What do you get for the women who has everything?

A divorce, then she'll only have half of everything.

How do you call a car designed for midgets?

Half a Romeo. I'll show myself out.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do miss Frizzle and the catholic church have in common?

They've both been in little boys.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny