What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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What do Whitney Houston and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both spent a fortune making their noses more white.

What did the man say after Michael Jackson stole his coat?

Hey that's mycoat Jackson!

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What did the pirate say when his wife kept asking him about the steering wheel in his pants?

Yargg! Woman! Stop asking me! You're driving me nuts!"

Why's a pretty girl like you sitting all alone?

Me: I peed my pants.

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How long do owls live?

Six and a half books.

Why did the half blind man fall in the well?

Because he couldn't see that well!

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Why did the little boy flush a pencil down the toilet?

Because it was a Number 2.

Why did the Priest go to Walmart?

Because the little boys pants were half off.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny