What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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Michael Jackson Jokes More Michael Jackson Jokes

What did the sunbathing mother say to Michael Jackson as he walked by on the beach?

Would you please move You're in my sun.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Casper?

One is white and scares young children and the other is a ghost.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

Why does Tiger Woods bring two pair of pants during a golf game?

Its in case he gets a hole-in-one.

Why did the Snowman pull his pants down?

Because the snowblower was coming.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you do when you see an enemy with half a face?

Reload and shoot again!

What do you call two black guys on a white guy?

half a sack

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

How do you turn a little boy into a little girl?

With a small loan of a million dollars.

J.C. Penny Jokes More J.C. Penny Jokes

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny

What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.