What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

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What's white, plastic, and not suitable for ages 5 and under?

Michael Jackson

What's black and white that small children no longer need worry about?

Michael Jackson

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What's the best way to make pants last?

Make the jacket first.

What does a dog do that you step in?

Pants.

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What do Chick-O-Sticks and armadillos have in common?

Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian?

What do you get when you cross an Aboriginal with a Caucasian? A half decent person.

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Why was the little boy speaking gibberish?

Because he lost his marbles.

What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?

They both leave little boys rooms with empty sacks.

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What does Michael Jackson and j.c. penny have in common?

Little boys pants half off.

What do you call a penny with Jesus on it?

J.C. Penny