Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

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Why didn't the approaching black hole concern the astronaut?

He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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What do you call a bell wearing a tutu ?

A bellerina !

What does a Scotsman wear under his kilt?

The codpiece he made out of his girlfriend's face.

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Which astronaut wears the biggest helmet?

The one with the biggest head.

What do headmasters and bullfrogs have in common ?

Both have big heads that consist mostly of mouth !