An astronaut.
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He didn't understand the gravity of the situation.
Because he was spaced out.
Space Jam.
They planet.
Lays, because they are full of air.
A personal space man
They don't grasp the gravity of the situation...
Because he needed his space.
They need space.
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An astronaut you racist..
Because they can get 4g
Houston, I have a problem."
Straight up.
At parking meteors.
They apollo-gize.
Blue. One blue this way ---- and the other blue that way -----
He received a T minus.
I need space.
Space Jam
A space bar.
Missile Toe
I just need some space."
you give him space.
The one with the biggest head.
He blasts off:
Because it was a full moon and there was no room.
He had a lot of aspirations.
One's constantly preparing for lunch.
Girl: Apollo neck jumpers
Because as soon as they start they get fired.
missile toe
an Astronaut
When they're astronauty.
1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.
All my Apollo-gies.
Because they've just had a big launch.
They don't: They screw in a vacuum.
I need some space.
Because all they do is look down at people.
Because they have space issues.
Hubble Bubble
Astronaut-----
A NASAccist!
So he can find router space.
He had a buildup of ga-lactic acid.
He saw stars.
Because in space, no one can hear you stream.
Space Jammies!
They planet. (Plan-et)
Because it was full. * (from a taffy taffy wrapper--oh my god what am I doing with my life)
I Apollo-gize"
Astronaut: Feels pretty good to be 33 million miles away from Dave Matthews Band
A black man who committed a crime.
Neighbor
I wouldn't fit through the door.
Triforce
It's too square.
A garbage truck
Thanks, it's my special tea.
Because the host gets confused when they say "I'd to buy a vowel eh."
I don't think you understand the gravity of your situation
Irrelelephant.
Just asking for a friend
Brush their teeth!
News casts
Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.
I don't let people touch my new iPhone
You can get close to it, but you can't touch it