Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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How do her parents punish Helen Keller?

By leaving the plunger in the toilet.

Why didn't the little girl want to leave nursery school?

A: She wanted to be a nurse.

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Why don't astronauts keep their jobs very long?

Because as soon as they start they get fired.

What kind of cell phone reception do astronauts get on the moon?

1/6 G My 8 year old son came up with this one.

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Where do astronauts leave their spacecraft?

At parking meteors.

Where do astronauts leave their spaceships?

At parking meteors.

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Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.

What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!