Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

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What do a chop shop and a desperate actress have in common?

They both strip for parts!

What do old cars and dead chickens have in common?

You'll usually get more money for them if you sell them for parts

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What did the otter say to the guy whose ankle he pooped on?

Spraint your ankle!" Just in case:

Where are otters from?

Otter space!

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Why did the otter want to work at NASA?

So he could go to Otter Space.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

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What do you call a reptiloid that crashed landed its spaceship?

Imsosaurus!

Why don't the dutch have a space program?

Their spaceships Netherland.