Collect Jokes

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

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What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

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What do you call a fight between a Mexican and a child molester?

Alien vs Predator

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What place of business helps dogs who have lost their tails?

A retail store.

Why is everyone afraid of Vladimir Putin?

Because Vlad is Putin everyone in their place. I'll let myself out.

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

What do you get when you put human DNA in a monkey?

A lifetime ban from the Zoo

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Why does the Avon lady walk funny?

Because her lips stick

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Collection Jokes More Collection Jokes

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Why couldn't the boarder throw out his collection of potted ferns?

They were his best fronds.

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What's the difference between Darth Vader and Tom Brady?

Darth Vader probably gets high fived

How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Paper Jokes More Paper Jokes

What do you call a collection of research and papers on a child molester?

A pedo file

What's the similarity between communism and a pencil?

They both only really work on paper

Addiction Jokes More Addiction Jokes

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.