Collect Jokes

How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

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Meme Jokes More Meme Jokes

What do you get when you cash in your memes for karma?

A dank statement.

What kind of memes do Germans like?

Danke memes

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call the place where lesbian Eskimos meet up?

A Klondike Bar

What do you do if you break your arm in two places?

Don't go back to those two places.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a cow with a camel?

A lumpy milkshake.

Why did the doggy cross the road?

A:To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

Lack Jokes More Lack Jokes

Why does Skeleton Soup taste so poor?

It lacks body

What do you call a county that lacks a modern telecommunications system?

Technologically backward" What do you call a county that lacks a fully integrated banking system? "Economically underdeveloped." What do you call a country that lacks a well-connected public transportation system? "America"

Zoo Jokes More Zoo Jokes

What do you call a black man visiting a zoo?

a family reunion

What do you get if you insert human DNA into a goat?

Banned from the zoo.

Collection Jokes More Collection Jokes

What do you call a collection of memes?

A memeoir.

What did Darth Vader say to Admiral Motti after browsing his collection of George Michael records?

I find your lack of Faith disturbing."

Llamas Jokes More Llamas Jokes

What is the collective term for rams crossed with llamas who work as Avon representatives??

Rama llama ding dongs

Where do llamas go on vacation?

Alpacapuco

Addiction Jokes More Addiction Jokes

What's the difference between a collection and an addiction?

I don't have an alcohol collection.

What brings you here?

14.99 per month and a addiction to a game that's been failing since Cata