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How does Kurt Cobain collect his thoughts?

With a mop.

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Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

How did the dungeon keeper plan for retirement?

Collecting stocks and bonds.

How many of the commemorative state quarters have you collected?

I have 40.

What is a Furman freshman doing when he grasps at thin air?

Collecting his thoughts.

How does Ebenezer Scrooge make phone calls?

Collect!

What has two arms and 14 legs?

Guy who collects legs.

Why did the Otter collect parts for his spaceship?

So he could go to otter space.

What am I supposed to do with this speeding ticket?

Officer, "Keep it, when you collect four of them, you get a bicycle."

What's the easiest way for a Gorilla hunter to make money?

Collect unemployment insurance!

How did rich people get their money?

They were calm and collected.

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What's a dog favourite hobby ?

Collecting fleas !

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How many black guys does it take to cook chicken?

None. Blacks belong in the fields, woman belong in the kitchen.

Why do blacks keep on getting stronger?

TVs are getting heavier.

Kurt Cobain Jokes More Kurt Cobain Jokes

What do Princess Diana, Kurt Cobain, and Pink Floyd all have in common?

Their last big hit was the wall.

How did Kurt Cobain die?

With a Cobang

Fashion Designer Jokes More Fashion Designer Jokes

Why can't fashion designers play uno?

Because they always draw a cardigan.

What do you call a fashion designer, who is not yet sure about his new collection?

Tommy Hilfigeritout

Greek God Jokes More Greek God Jokes

Which Greek god was annoyed by his invitation to the Goddess Dyslexia's party?

Ares.

Which Greek God loved to collect animals?

Zoos

Greek Jokes More Greek Jokes

Why is yogurt always in debt?

Because it's Greek.

What do you get when hou bring a Greek and a Swede together?

Moose-saka

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How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

Click here to find out the answer.(http://www.reddit.com/r/Jokes/comments/2b57xv/howdoyoukeepanidiotbusyforhours/)

What's long, straight, and found between a pair of legs?

The hypotenuse.

Addiction Jokes More Addiction Jokes

What can I do to stop my addiction?

She said, "Whatever means necessary." "No it doesn't," I said.

What's so weird about a steroid addiction?

No matter what happens, the addiction always makes you stronger.

Tyler Perry Jokes More Tyler Perry Jokes

What do you call a collection of Tyler Perry's movies?

Fifty Shades of Black

What is the name of Tyler perry's son?

Tyler Perry's son.