How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

Why is Apple donating money to cancer research?

Cancer stole our jobs!"

What do Apple and Blackberry have in common?

Neither one has Jobs.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What is the date in Germany/Brasil in about a month from now?

Germany/Brasil 7-1

Why do blacks make good athletes?

They spent the first nine months of their lives dodging hangers.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What do you call a place monks go for Halloween?

A monascary

What's the safest place in Dallas during a tornado?

The Cowboys stadium, the only place there'll never be a touchdown