How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What did the snake day to Adam after he bit the apple?

You owe Eve an O.

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A lot, apparently. Have you seen their new building?

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

What did the doctor say to the cancer patient?

You have tumor months to live.

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

Why does Daenerys take so long to get places?

She keeps her feet.

What do you call a place where Mexicans go to the bathroom?

A deport-a-potty.