How long have I got?

Not long. Two, three months" casually places apple on desk "Ok, ok, six. Just get that out of here!"

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Apple Jokes More Apple Jokes

What's loud and sounds like "apples"?

APPLES!!!*

What do you call Apple's next beauty product?

The iLiner.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months?

Why did the blonde get so excited after she finished her jigsaw puzzle in only six months? Because on the box it said From 2 to 4 years.

What are a gorilla's favorite months?

Ape-ril and Bananuary

Place Jokes More Place Jokes

What two places can you find a California roll?

Sushi bars and stop signs.

Who placed 3rd for basketball in the 2016 Olympics?

LeBronze James