What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

How are you doing this morning?

Me: *finishing hanging bag of coffee upside down like an IV and tying my arm off* Fine, you

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs floating in the water?

A: Bob

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs being pulled behind a boat?

Skip

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

How do you know when you have a high sperm count?

Your partner has to chew before swallowing...

How do you know you are at r/jokes?

The guys all look like they played football for Bronx HighSchool of Science

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the little boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas?

Cancer.

What did Santa give the blind, autistic, paraplegic kid with down syndrome for Christmas?

Cancer.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and an ironing board?

A: It's difficult to open the legs of an ironing board.

What time does Sean Connery get to the US Open?

Ten-ish

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

What was the blond doing in the middle of the sea?

Bouncing on a buoy (boy)

What did the boys do ToGetHer?

Roam And Tick things..