What did the boy with no arms or legs get for christmas?

I don't know, he hasn't opened his presents yet.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs at your front door?

Matt

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a Chinese man with one leg shorter than the other?

Li Ning

What has no eyes and four legs?

No idea.

Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why don't blondes have elevator jobs?

A: They don't know the route.

How do you know Putin is late for Thanks Giving?

He's Russian to Turkey.

Present Jokes More Present Jokes

How could you know that?

Darth: I have felt your presents

How did SkyMall go bankrupt?

I bought all my wife's birthday presents there before she left me.

Christmas Jokes More Christmas Jokes

What did the deaf, blind dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer.

Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What did the boy with no hands get for his birthday?

I don't know he hasn't opened it yet.

What do jehovah's witnesses believe in?

That I will open the door

Boy Jokes More Boy Jokes

How much does 1 drop of gas cost me?

The boy stumbles: "Well euhm ... nothing I guess." "Thanks, I'll have 2 million drops then"

Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus?

A: He wanted to sing higher!