What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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Arm Jokes More Arm Jokes

What do you call an Irishman with no arms and no legs who's rolling down a hill?

Rick O'Shay.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

What do you call a corn dog with no legs?

A *corn dog*, stupid! Corn dogs don't have legs!

Why do girls have legs?

ever seen the trail a slug leaves?

Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

What's the best way to keep milk from turning sour?

A: Leave it in the cow.

What happens when you take the tea away from your guest?

He's left there trying to "guess" what happened.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you get when you cross an agnostic, insomniac and a dyslexic?

Someone who lies awake at night if there really is a dog.

What body movements alert you that a politician is lying?

His lips are moving.

Man Jokes More Man Jokes

What will men do for pleasure at that time?

God: *sigh* Fine. Mouths. But they'll talk. A lot.

What hurts more giving birth or being kicked in the balls?

A women will normally want more children after a year or two. No man has ever wanted another kick in the balls. Case closed.

Pile Jokes More Pile Jokes

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari?

I dont have a ferrari in my garage.

What do you call a pile of cats?

A Meowtain.

Russel Jokes More Russel Jokes

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a pile of leafs?

Russel