What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

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What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs?

Matt. No arms and no legs in a swimming pool? Bob.

What famous actor costs an arm &amp a leg to hire?

ARMold SchwarzenLEGger

Leg Jokes More Leg Jokes

Why do sumo-wrestlers shave their legs?

So they don't get mistaken for feminists.

What's better than winning gold in the Paralympics?

Having a pair of legs...... I know, I know, I'm going to hell

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Why did the old man get kicked off the nudist colony's golf course?

He kept leaving ball marks on the greens.

Why did the Ogre cry when he left the doctor's office?

He was diagnosed with shrecktal cancer.

Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are YOU afraid?

Doc: I'm not Me: You said you were Doc: I lied. You got a month. HAPPY NOW

Why are women such bad drivers?

Because they are constantly lied to about what 8" is.

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What's the difference between a man and E.T.?

E.T. phoned home.

What do you call a man who cries while he pleasures himself?

A tearjerker

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How many babies does it take to make light?

99, 98 get in a pile while 1 grabs a match and lighter fluid.

What do you call a guy with no arms &amp no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs lying under a pile of leaves?

Russel.

What do you call a guy with no arms and no legs in a pile of leaves?

Russel