What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

What do you call a deceptive feline?

A lion. Get it guys lol? Lion Lying I'll pounce myself out now...

What kind of cats lay around the house?

A: Car-pets!

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

How many things do you need to change a lightbulb?

3, a person, a ladder, and another lightbulb

What's your emergency?

Boy: Hello? I need your help! 911: Alright, What is it? Boy: Two girls are fighting over me! 911: So what's your emergency? Boy: The ugly one is winning.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

When I was 3 years old I looked at my nutsack and asked my Mom "Are these my brains?

Not yet," she replied

What colour is eight?

Purple (According to my 3 year old son)

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

Whats your name?

Whats the color of the sky ... Me: whats your name You:(insert name) Me:whats the color of the sky You:blue Me:whats my name Now put it all together.

Did you hear about the chameleon who couldn't change color?

They had a reptile dysfunction.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call people waiting in line for Vietnamese soup?

Pho queue.

Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What's accounting?

Something Italians learn in preschool.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.