What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

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Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.

What is every young ladys ultimate Disney fantasy?

To sit on Pinnochios face and hope he tells lies.

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why is a good husband like bread dough?

Because his wife needs him.

How many Microsoft executives does it take to change a light bulb?

A: We can see no need for uninstallation and have therefore made no provision for light bulbs to be removed.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

Why does the house only have one window?

Cheeseburger (joke from my 3 year old neice this evening)

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

What's wrong with a chameleon that can't change colors?

He has a reptile dysfunction.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

How do Mexicans line up?

Juan by Juan

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

Whats the difference between a preschool and a taliban camp?

I don't know man. I just fly the drones.

What's the difference between a preschool and a terrorist training camp?

Don't ask me...I just fly the drones!