What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Previous Random Joke Next
Lie Jokes More Lie Jokes

Why are women so bad at parking?

Because they've been lied to about what 8 inches look like their whole lives.

Who's there ! Attila ! Attila who ?

Attila you no lies !

Need Jokes More Need Jokes

Why was Homer Simpson in such a rush to get to the Kwik-E-Mart?

He desperately needed Apu.

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

3 Year Old Jokes More 3 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 3 year old go to jail?

For resisting a rest.

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Color Jokes More Color Jokes

What does a color blind racist say?

I don't see color I see race

What is the difference between a flashing red traffic light and a flashing yellow traffic light?

A: The color.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do tired line dancers do?

A. They Line Down :-)

Why wouldn't the Doctor wait in line?

He had no patients

Preschool Jokes More Preschool Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

What's got four legs and one arm?

An attack dog in a preschool.