How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What's dumber than three blondes building a house underwater?

Three brunettes trying to burn it down.

What do a burnt pizza, a frozen beer, and a pregnant woman have in common?

In all 3 cases, someone forgot to pull it out.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

What do you call an autistic kid that accidentally ate a pot brownie?

A baked potato.

Why is seven bigger than nine?

Because seven ate nine.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

Why do waiters prefer elephants to flies?

Have you ever heard anyone complaining of a elephant in their soup .

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)