How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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What do you call bread so burnt it can never be ate?

Comatoast

What did Mr. Burns bring to the pot luck?

Eggsalad

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How Dave Grohl spent his night in his hotel room after the concert in Gothenburg, Sweden?

He watched movie Cast Away (starring Tom Hanks) and ate some potato chips.

What did the Giant say after he ate Tonga?

I want Samoa!'

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What did the chef say when he ruined the soup with too many herbs?

Well, this was a waste of Thyme."

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."