How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

What did God say when he made the first black guy?

Oops I burned one!

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How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

What came first: the chicken or the egg?

The egg because I ate egg for breakfast and chicken for dinner.

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's the difference between roast chicken and pea soup?

I can roast chicken but I can't pea soup

What's this fly doing in my soup?

The waiter responds, "The backstroke."