How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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How did a blind girl burn her fingers?

A. Reading the waffle iron

Why do ducks have webbed feet?

To stomp out fires. Why do elephants have flat feet? To stomp out the burning ducks.

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Why did they go from Windows 8 to Windows 10?

Cause Seven ate Windows 9

What did the pig do when a beetle landed in his feed trough?

He ate it quickly before the others could ask him to share.

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What is the big difference between chopped pork and pea soup?

Everybody can chop pork but nobody can pea soup.

What sort of soup do skeletons like?

One with plenty of body in it.