How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

How many dead-heads does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. They just let it burn out and follow it around for twenty years.

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Why did Windows skip 9?

Because 7 ate 9.

Why was the cat so small ?

Because it only ate condensed milk !

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

How can you make a soup rich?

Add 14 carrots (carats) to it.

Why did the pro football player from the last-place team drop pieces of hamburger into his soup?

He wanted to know how it felt to take part in a Soup-er Bowl!