How did the hipster burn her tongue?

She ate her soup before it was cool

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

What Do the Joker and 60,000,000 people have in common?

They just wanna watch the world burn

What do you call a Woolworths that has been burned down?

Coles

Eat Jokes More Eat Jokes

Where did the API go to eat?

To the RESTaurant.

Why did the man with an electric car think he had a dual exhaust?

He drank a lot of beer. He ate a lot of beans. *You love it.*

Soup Jokes More Soup Jokes

What's the difference between mashed potatoes and pea soup?

You can mash potatoes, but you can't pee soup. (sorry sorry. Really. I've loved this joke since I was... oh.. six...)

What did the pig say when it found a fly in its soup?

Yum Yum."