When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

attaturk.

Why did the strawberry take the fig to the movies?

Because he couldn't find a date!

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What did the person say when a flood struck his house?

Damn it!

What's the difference between a bad golfer, and a bad skydiver?

The golfer goes " Damn!" The skydiver goes "Damn! "

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What, over in ten seconds?

Girl: "No, eight black men and a gun."

Why do Iraqi police officers walk in threes?

The first knows how to read the second knows how to write and the third is to keep an eye on the two intellectuals.

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What do guns and millennials have in common?

You need to keep them in a safe space if you don't want them triggered.

How many NRA members does it take to change a lightbulb?

More guns.