When one gun says to the other, "Damn dude, those are some nice bullets, where'd you get them?

the second gun says, "In some old magazine I found."

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What should you do if you find a snake in your bed?

Sleep in the wardrobe.

How many Super Saiyans does it take to change a light-bulb?

It's not &gt9000) FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGGGGON BAAAAL ZEEEEEEEEE

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How many house flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just the standard two, but I'll be damned if I know how they got in there.

What's the difference between a bad golfer and a bad sky diver?

The bad golfer goes ::Whack:: "Damn it!" The bad sky diver goes "Damn it!" ::Whack::

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What's the reason my shower isn't working?

You have only one second to guess the answer. No pressure.

What's the difference between eugenics and a charity marathon?

The second one's a race for the cure. Shamelessely stolen from .

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Why are black people so good at running?

Because when they here the gun go off they start runnin.

What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.