What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey?

attaturk.

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What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

How do you keep an idiot busy for hours?

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Why do so many American tourists end up in eastern Europe?

They get Hungary so they go for Turkey.

Why do lettuce, cheese, and turkey have so many diseases?

because they're inbred