What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

What sound do dogs make?

3-year-old: Woof woof. Me: Horses 3: Neigh. Me: Pigs 3: Sizzle sizzle. Somebody understands bacon.

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What do vampires put on their turkey at Christmas ?

Grave-y !

What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.