What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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Why are notes natural leaders?

Because while a note makes a sound, the rest is silent.

What sound does a pubic hair make right before it hits the floor?

Ptui"

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Why was the Turkey v Germany match called off?

There were too many fowls.

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How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market?

A coup.

Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.