What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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What sound does an emo cow make?

Amumu

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What happened when the turkey got into a fight?

He got the stuffing knocked out of him.

What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

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What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup

Why wasn't the coup in Turkey on Wednesday?

Erdogan's suit wasn't back from the cleaners.