What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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What does it sound like when a pterodactyl uses the bathroom?

Nothing, the pee is silent

How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

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What did the turkey say to the motorist?

Buckle Buckle

What do ISIS want for Christmas?

Turkey, apparently.

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Where does a Turkey live?

A coup.

How did the townsfolk find out the pigeons were plotting a revolution?

A: They heard them in the town square saying, "Coup, coup!"