What sound does a turkey now make?

Coup.

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Why do most blind folks not skydive?

The sound of the dog screaming at 8000 feet gets to you after a while.

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

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What's the most popular type of car in Turkey?

Coupe

Why don't you want a turkey at your thanksgiving dinner?

Because it'll gobble up everything.

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Why can't you have military coup in Russia?

Because in Russia the military coups you.

What's the difference between a Dove and a Turkey?

One has a coo, the other has a coup