How do you ask someone if they're Vegan?

You don't need to, they'll tell you

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How do you know if someone has been to Florida?

They'll tell you.

What did the surgeon tell Michael Jackson before he changed his skin colour?

Everything's gonna be all white.

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When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Where do you see yourself exploding in five years?

they asked.

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Why did Xmen's Cyclops go to the doctors?

Because he needed laser eye surgery!

What do programmers and taxi drivers have in common?

They both need a *break* every once in a *while*. edit: this is a three-way pun btw - it works better out loud

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What personal question is not obvious yet nobody has ever needed to ask anyone?

Are you vegan?

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.