When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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How can I help you today, Mr Simpson?

BART: I don't know where my hair starts

What do me and Mariah Carey have in common?

Neither of us know the words to any of her songs

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What did the Jamaican man say when asked why he didn't mind going to jail for stealing the Pikachu card?

I love the pokey, mon.

What do you ask a Jamaican who's baking a cake?

Hey, are you Jamaican a cake?

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How can you tell if a girl is ticklish?

Give her a couple of test tickles...

What do you call a Christian who fell down the stairs?

A couple of steps closer to their final destination.

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What's a holocaust?

And I reply "Oh, about eleven million"

What would your parents say if I called them?

I replied, "Hello "

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Why was the little boy unhappy?

Because he had a frog stapled to his face

What's the difference between former House Speakers Hastert and Pelosi?

Pelosi helped little boys. Hastert banged little boys.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

What starts out happy but ends in tears?

Marriage

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.