When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

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Know Jokes More Know Jokes

Why did the young Mexican solve the problem so easily?

It was a no buena My girlfriend is Mexican so I love Mexican jokes. Let me know if you have one!

What did off-center say to tilted?

I don't know either he told me to askew!"

Ask Jokes More Ask Jokes

What does aerosmith say when someone asks them for directions?

Walk this way

What did the wall ask the picture?

All together now!) ***"How's it hangin' "*** Skip

Couple Jokes More Couple Jokes

What did the stork say to the couple?

Sorry mates Im out of babes (its a linguistic joke)

How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left! Bwahahahahaha

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

Which side is it best to lie on?

she asked. "The side that pays your fee" replied the doctor.

What are my choices?

he asked. "Yes or no," she replied.

Little Boy Jokes More Little Boy Jokes

Why do little boys whine?

Because they're practicing to be men.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school?

Bison.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What mistake did the chronometer make while it was getting along well with the digital watch?

It asked the digital watch for its hand in marriage.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

What do I have in common with neutrinos?

We are both constantly penetrating your mum.