What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

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What's pink, wrinkly, hairy, smells of pee, and hangs out you boxers?

Either your mum, your wife or you.

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

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Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?

What do you call a small parent?

A minimum !