What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

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How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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What do you call your mum who is shorter than you?

A minimum.

Why did Ted get fired from his job?

Because he would only do the minimum?