What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

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What's the difference... between a (nationality, ethnicity, etc you want to make fun of) man and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

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What has four wheels and can't support a family?

A liberal arts major. I lied about the wheels.

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

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What organ do only British people have?

The Eng gland.

What do you get when you mix T and C?

Angry British people!

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What's the difference between starlings and swallows?

Your mum doesn't starlings.

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

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What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/