What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

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Family Jokes More Family Jokes

What's the difference between a raft guide and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family.

What is the difference between a call center job and a large pizza?

A large pizza can feed a family of four.

Support Jokes More Support Jokes

What the difference between a Mexican and a bench?

The bench can support a family my first post here, a friend told me this joke.

What did the left breast say to the right breast?

We better get some support soon or everyone'll think we're nuts

British Jokes More British Jokes

Why did the midget who drove British cars get cabin fever?

He was mini cooped up for to long.

What did Mrs Revere say when Paul got on a gorilla to warn the farmers that the British were coming?

Paul stop monkeying around!

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

Mini Jokes More Mini Jokes

What US State has the smallest soft drinks?

Mini-Soda (Minnesota) Such a bad joke... :/

Which state is actually a tiny soft drink?

mini-soda.