Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

Why did the chip chase the sauce?

To ketchup Edit: I'm sorry

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

How do sheep sign their e-mails?

Ewes sincerely.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What do you call a British midget mother who can barely support her family?

Mini-Mum

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.

How are the band "The Scorpions" and rural shepherds alike?

They just wanna be loved by ewe. Made up this joke/pun at work the other day (I'm sure I'm not the first), decided to subject you all to it. All apologies to shepherds who are not physical with your sheep.