Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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What do you call three hundred white guys chasing a black guy?

The PGA tour.

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What did the sheep at the fraternity say?

Braaaaaaaah

What did the sheep obsessed convict say to Jared Fogle?

I have a footlong waiting for **ewe** back in my cell!!!!

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What do you get when you cross a leopard and a camel?

A fireside rug you can get a good hump on.

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What you gonna do on St. Valentine's day?

What day is it " "Friday." "Shepherd's Pie."

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd