Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

Why did the business dog chase his tail?

So he could make ends meet!

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

Why do Scotsman wear kilts?

Because sheep can hear a zipper a mile away.

Why do the Scottish wear kilts?

Sheep can hear a zipper from a mile away

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What's pink and wrinked and hangs out my Y-fronts?

My mum.

What do you call a trapped fly in a frying pan of stir fry?

Your mum

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why can't leopards hide?

Because they are always spotted!

How does a leopard change its spots ?

When it gets tired of one spot it just moves to another !

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.