Why couldn't the spotty cat chase the sheep?

Because her Mum wouldn't leopard be a shepherd

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Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What did the dog say when he chased his tail?

This is the end.

How long are you supposed to chase someone after your wallet gets stolen?

Because I'm tired of running and he's catching up....

Sheep Jokes More Sheep Jokes

What are the two biggest lies in Wyoming?

My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.

What did the walking staff say when accused of misleading sheep?

I am not a crook!"

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

What did you do today?

Mum: Well, the builders that moved the garage came over and I paid them for their work done.

Leopard Jokes More Leopard Jokes

Why didn't the leopard go on vacation?

It couldn't find the right spot.

Why couldn't the leopard play Q: Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

A: Because he was always spotted.

Shepherd Jokes More Shepherd Jokes

What do you call it when a shepherd can't find his ram?

Memory loss.

What did the shepherd's wife say to the shepherd?

You herd.