How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What happened to the girl who went fishing with a group of men?

She returned home with a red snapper.

What Should Make A Book Teacher: "What Should Be In A Book To Make It A Bestseller?

Jorkens: "A Girl On The Cover & No Cover On The Girl"

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What do you call a Mexican garden hose in Canada?

Joseh

What do they call Chipotle in Canada?

Chipotl-eh

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

Why are you watching Thatcher's funeral?

Mum: "Just to make sure"