How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

Where's the best place to pick up a girl who plays hard-to-get?

Around the ankles and wrists :D

What do straight guys and lesbians have in common?

They both like girls

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What does Rob Schneider say when he visits Canada?

Yukon do it!

How do you spell Canada in Canadian?

C, eh! N, eh!, D, eh!

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

Why are you crying Ted ?

asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*