How far have you gone with a girl?

I went to Canada with my mum once"

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Girl Jokes More Girl Jokes

What happened to the girl who wore a mouse costume to her Halloween party?

The cat ate her.

How do you call it when a girl kicks a boy in the groin during the first date?

Premature emasculation.

Canada Jokes More Canada Jokes

What's Canada's spy agency?

The CI, eh?

How much does Canada cost?

Nothing. It's a free country.

Mum Jokes More Mum Jokes

What do these 2 have in common What does your mum and a politician have in common?

When they scream they make no sense

How would you describe the woman who attacked you?

Describes mother* *Gets a copy of picture* *Gives it to mum as late birthday present*