What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich?

A "notsee" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out...

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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

Which star do the dinosaurs like best?

The one that keeps getting bigger

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!