What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

Star Jokes More Star Jokes

What does a virus call a cluster of stars and gas?

Nebola

How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

What time is it when 10 elephants are chasing you?

10 after 1

What do authors do when they are being chased?

They make like Dr. Jekyll and Hyde!