What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

What do you call a blind member of the Third Reich?

A "notsee" because they cannot see! I'll see myself out...

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How much do you love me?

Count the stars in the sky and that's how much I love you "But it's so cloudy" *pats her on the head* Yeah I know

Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables?

Because they're meteor

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Who's the biggest player in the Hundred Acre Wood?

Eeyore, he's always chasing that tail.

Why does a blond dog have lumps on his head?

A: He's been chasing parked cars.