Gta Jokes

What do GTA and the third Reich have in common?

If you have a star, you are getting chased.

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What happened in France?

Did they release a GTA Go

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Work Jokes More Work Jokes

What does a depressed girl do when she needs to get a lot of work done?

She takes Sadderall.

Why did the baker go to work?

He kneaded the dough!

Reich Jokes More Reich Jokes

What's the difference between Biggie Smalls and Charlie Chaplin?

One rocks the mic, while the other mocks the reich.

What happened to German Orphans after WW2?

Did they ever get back on the Reich track (I saw the post in /r/history earlier and was disappointed to find it was a serious question. I fixed it.)

Tuesday Jokes More Tuesday Jokes

How flexible are you?

He asked. I can't do Tuesdays. -Tommy Cooper

What is a lesbians favorite day of the week?

Tuesday

Chase Jokes More Chase Jokes

How can if you have a stupid dog ?

It chases parked cars !

What time is it when five dogs are chasing a cat down the street?

Five after one.

Play Jokes More Play Jokes

What type of music do they play at Chinese Restaurants ?

Wok n' Roll

Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

Scold Jokes More Scold Jokes

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between between a piano, tuna, and glue?

You can tuna piano, but you cant piano tuna!

What is the difference between a brown-noser and a s***t head?

Depth perception

Release Jokes More Release Jokes

Why did the aquarium have an existential crisis when the dolphins were released to the wild?

It lost its porpoise.

What did the peadophile say when he was released from prison?

I feel like a kid again