Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
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If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."
Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Tusk Tusk I am so sorry
And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?
Ask your parents
So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.
A: A pachydermatologist.
she asked. "Oh same as usual" he replied "boring."
and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."
ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!
Because if they close the other, they can't see!
THESE are the brakes!
Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti No (This is a joke I wrote a loooonnngg time ago, tell me what you think.)
Cause he was Lookin' for loooove in alllll the wrong places.
Cause two Wongs don't make a white
No, no. Dad wouldn't allow that."
A boy asks his mom, Why am I black and you're white? She says, Don't even go there. The way that party went, you're lucky you don't bark
4 the home team
They just work it out with a pencil!
