Scold Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

Which presidential candidate is the most likely to cause cancer?

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Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

What did woody and buzz say to your mom?

Strange to see your toys have the same name as us."

What weighs more than a car and uses a lot of fuel, but hardly ever moves?

Your mom.

Reply Jokes More Reply Jokes

What's the wheel for?

The pirate replies, "Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"

How much will that be?

asks the neutron. "For you " replies the bartender, "no charge."

Child Jokes More Child Jokes

What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

Why did the child have two black eyes?

Because telling them once wasn't enough.

Fool Jokes More Fool Jokes

Why can't you trick an unemployed jester?

Because he's nobody's fool!

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why are rubber tires black?

So the police know what to shoot at during a chase

Why are school shooters more likely to be white people?

White people actually go to school. Black people stay home and shoot people in their own neighborhood.

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

Why can't you tell Walter White a knock knock joke?

Because HE is the one who knocks.

How do the Kardashians tell a joke?

They get Kim to talk slowly to him.

Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What do you call a burial chamber full of Moose?

Moosoleum.

What's the difference between a Maine girl and a moose?

15 lbs and a flannel shirt.