Scold Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

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How do mathematicians scold their children?

If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."

How to not get scolded by your parents if you want GTA V?

Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!

What did the Elephant say while scolding her children?

Tusk Tusk I am so sorry

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March 14.

Why was the mathematician late for work?

He took the rhombus.

Mom Jokes More Mom Jokes

Why did the guy that owned a chocolate building bang his mom?

Because he had an edible complex.

What mom loves... Son: Mom, why is my cousin's name rose?

Mom: Well son, your aunt really loves flowers! Son: Mom, what do you love Mom: Richard, stop asking so many questions!

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

Why are elephants grey ?

So you can tell them from flamingos !

Which ant is the biggest?

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Moose Jokes More Moose Jokes

What do you call a play about a moose on a bicycle?

A Moosical

What do you call a rebellious teenager whose parents are a lamb and a moose?

A radical mooselamb

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

What does a hippy tell you when you ask them to leave?

Namaste

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

How to scare parents?

Dad: "Can I see your report card, son?" Son: "I don't have it." Dad: "Why?" Son: "I gave it to my friend. He wanted to scare his parents."

What do you call a seaside shanty for kids without parents?

A wharfanage

Hunter Jokes More Hunter Jokes

Why did the hunter scold his blonde wife after she shot a moose over quota?

Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"

Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

Fool Jokes More Fool Jokes

What do you call Al-Qaeda's April Fools prank?

A jihahahad!

What's more dangerous than being with a fool ?

Fooling with a bee !