Cause when he asked her why she shot it, she replied: "I asked it what it was before I shot. But that cow wasn't gonna fool me!"
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Mom! I want to play GTA V! Giant Turtles ATTACK V!
Tusk Tusk I am so sorry
the woman asks her husband. "Keep sending them!"
if I'm looking at my phone I now reply, 'No. I am not Twittering,' in a sort of flat monotone. And tweet.
Because they can't see if they close both.
Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.
asked the teacher hoping that someone would say "babies." She was disappointed when all the children cried out "Happy!"
A. Your mother ate us out of house and home.
Shoot one of them.
a play on warts
Cause no matter where you're at they'll always miss you.
Cause they're knee grows!
Macaque
I have thousands of fans who need to know my thoughts. So, no I can't take out the garbage.
Because they're sending them to the infantry!
The parents would love to know.
Give a cow a pogo stick.
Sir Loin.
