What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

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What's a Mexican's favourite sport?

Cross country

What do you get when you cross a joke with a rhetorical question?

Walks away*

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How can you tell when there's an elephant in your sandwich?

When it's too heavy to lift.

Where would you find an elephant ?

Pupil:"You don't have to find them they're too big to lose !"