Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

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What's the difference between Anders Breivik and a pro golfer?

Both were happy to shoot 69, but only Breivik went to jail.

Why do people shoot up schools?

Because it increases the average IQ of the world. It's a public service.

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What do you do if your boyfriend walks out?

Close the door.

How do you get a hippie off your door step?

Pay for the pizza and close the door.

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What did the carpenter say to the girl he loved?

Oh sweetheart, you are the eye of my maple....

What has two heads, four eyes, six legs, and a tail?

A: A horse and rider.

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Why would you name your human child Hunter?

Hunter is a profession. That's like naming your kid Dentist.

Why do hunters close one eye when they aim?

Because they can't see if they close both.