Why do hunters close one eye before shooting?

Because if they close the other, they can't see!

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What's the difference between a feminist and a gun?

Some people are against shooting guns.

What happened when the Malaysian asked the Russian out on a date?

He got shot down.

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How do you know that there's a monster in your bath?

You can't get the shower curtain closed.

Why Was The Canvas Maker Late Home From Work?

He had to close a sail

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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What do seal hunters and teens have in common?

They both love clubbin'

What's the difference between a hunter and a stalker?

ANSWER: The hunter has to wait until it's in season!