What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Where does a librarian sleep?

Between the covers. I will now show myself to the door.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do frogs say?

Times fun when you're having flies

What is true and false at the same time?

This

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why can't French people count to 5?

Because there's a in the way.

What's a one way streets favorite band?

One Direction

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the number zero say to the number 8?

I like your belt

How can you tell who is a blonde's boyfriend?

A: He's the one with the belt buckle that matches the impression in her forehead.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What happened to the body builder ...whose favorite gym closed down?

He was depressed.

What makes a Mexican saddest about the rise of ebooks?

The closing of the Borders.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time.

How does a Ethiopian show that they are rich?

They wear a rolex watch around their waist.