What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

What's the deal with the phrase "door ajar"?

I mean, is it a door or is it a jar?

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ?

So he could tell the time at night !

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How much do you bench?

Me: Way less than I couch.

Why did Nike release a vine of the "Back to the Future" Power Lace shoes??

Because the pictures were way to shaky......

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

Why did the belt get locked up?

A: He held up a pair of pants.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why wasn't the fella able to get out when he fell in the river?

Cause it was on a Sunday and the banks were closed

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.

Why do Steven Avery's victims see him naked from the waist down?

Because his lawyers keep filing away his briefs.