What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What did Moses say when he wanted to see through his door?

Let my peephole grow!

What's the easiest way to pay a musician?

Open the door, hand him the cash and take the pizza

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

Why did the man break the clock?

He wasn't comfortable with having that much time on his hands.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why didn't the piece of paper move out of the way when a car came speeding towards it?

Because it was stationary.

How does an elephant get out of a small car ?

The same way that he got in !

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

What do you call a belt made out of watches?

A waist of time...

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How many cafeteria staff does it take to change a light bulb?

Sorry we closed 18 seconds ago and I've just cashed up."

Why does a blond wear a tight skirt?

To keep here legs closed.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.