What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What's a Henway?

Oh, you know. About 5 pounds. I'll show myself the door now.

What do you call a chicken coop with five doors?

A hatchback.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

What time was it?

A quarter to three.

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

How do you fit an elephant in a teacup?

You take the f out of way. say it out loud if you don't get it

What are 3 naked woman on a crate of beer?

In the way!

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What's the difference between an Irish Catholic and a Roman Catholic?

A few notches on the belt buckle.

What did 0 say to 8?

Why's your belt so tight bruh

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

How does a muslim close a door?

Islams it.

Why did the boy close his eyes before opening the refrigerator?

He didn't want to see the salad dressing.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a clock you wear on your belt?

A waist of time

What has arms but can't move them?

A small child paralyzed from the waist up.