What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

What does a door and a jar have in common?

They both are ajar.

What happens if I throw up in the red shoe bin by the door?

Me: Why is your question alarmingly specific 4: No reason.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Why did the guy give up connecting his controller to his Xbox?

He was syncing too much time into it.

How many times did I tell you to make your bed?

Jane: I can't answer. I didn't know I was supposed to keep count!

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

What causes German Earthquakes?

Teutonic Plates. I'm sorry I'll find my own way out

What is the most essential part of any joke?

The way that the punchline of the joke is delivered.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

What do a viola and a lawsuit have in common?

A: Everyone is happy when the case is closed.

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.