What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

Previous Random Joke Next

Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Who's there ! Ali ! Ali who ?

Ali-luyah at last you've opened the door !

What is the similarity between women and garbagebags?

You fill them up and toss them out the door!

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why do we have to sit at red lights if nobody's coming the other way?

We don't have to pay our taxes if nobody's checking, right

What song did the man who lived next door to a brothel sing on his way to work?

Hi ho, Hi ho, it's off to work I go!

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did the hat say to the belt?

You hang around I'll go on ahead

Why bro?

Men with no pants fighting for a belt.. WTF

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

Why did the cyclops close his school?

Because he only had one pupil! The joke is that I have no friends

Why do college students already get up at 7?

Because the supermarket closes at 7:30

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What's another name for an parent?

Someone who's stopped growing except around the waist.

What do you call a cardboard belt?

A waist of paper.