What do you call a belt with a watch on it?

A waist of time *door closes on way out*

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Door Jokes More Door Jokes

Why did the door to door sales man get nervous and run away?

He was selling In-Security Heh yeah i dunno i thought it up in a dream and I'm still half asleep bye

How do you know if there is a drummer at your door?

A: The knocking always speeds up.

Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What did Water say to Fire when they met for the first time?

Shhhhhhh.

What do you get when when you mix cocaine and LSD?

Time

Way Jokes More Way Jokes

Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

What happened to the Greek dairy farmer who got robbed on his way to market?

He was un-feta-ed of his cheese.

Belt Jokes More Belt Jokes

What did Whitney Houston's coroner say as he unbuckled his belt?

It's not right, but it's OK

What does the zero say to the eight?

I like your belt. Ok, ok. I know it's elementary, but I still love it.

Close Jokes More Close Jokes

When did you first miss it dear?

Professor: When I reached up to close it after the rain had stopped.

What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ?

The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !

Waist Jokes More Waist Jokes

What do you call a woman who is paralysed from the waist down?

Married.

What Does Stephen Hawking have in common with Rosie O'Donnell?

Neither of them has anything going on below the waist.